doctorwho:

Matt Smith. Breaks stuff.

birdnipple:

bad social habits i have

• mumbling
• not smiling
• trailing off
• crossing my arms
• looking angry even though im not angry
• the fact i cant even socialize
• the fact im me

gypseian:

jkateel:

WE’RE ONE WEEK AWAY FROM THE “CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON” MONTAGE.

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

kittenball:

starkindustriesamm:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.

REBLOGGING FOR THAT COMMENT OH GOD

overachievious:

overachievious:

hell-heaven-and-the-winchesters:

What if baby Ackles is a girl and her name is Bela. And then Bela and Thomas Colton Padalecki decide to run away together when they’re kids and go on a make believe hunting trip one day. And then Jared knocks on Jensen’s door when he finally realises that they ran away and says, ‘The Colt. Bela stole the Colt.’

OH jfc we’ve gone full circle this is actually on my dash

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my body

you need an award right now

crayonsnwafflecones:

thedistracted:

besote:

rosqua:

stoul:

trafficintheair:

la-beaute:

colorless-b-e-a-u-t-y:

alot.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I MUST EAT NOW

was I the only one who saw buy before eat?

yep BODMAS mate you’re supposed to read what’s inside the brackets first   oh gawd i’m so weird don’t read this

Please it’s actually BODMAS division comes first

WAIT freeze i thought it was PEMDAS parenthesis exponents multiplication division addition subtraction 

WTF IS BOMDAS

PLEASE EXCUSE MY DEAR AUNT SALLY